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COW FARTS

DRIVING IN THE COUNTRY PASTURES ALL AROUND
EVERYWHERE I LOOK COWS ARE GRAZING ON THE GROUND
FILLING UP THEIR BELLIES WITH THAT SWEET COUNTRY GRASS
I SURE DO LIKE THE MILK BUT WHAT’S THAT COMING OUT THEIR ASS

COW FARTS IN THE MORNING COW FARTS AT NIGHT
THE OZONE’S DISAPPEARING AND THE SUN IS BURNING BRIGHT
WELL IF WE ALL GET CANCER THAT MEANS THE COWS WIN
I NEVER THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE COW FARTS THAT DO US IN

MOST FOLKS THINK COWS ARE STUPID BUT YOU KNOW I DON’T AGREE
I THINK THEY’RE REALLY CLEVER JUST DON’T HAVE A PHD
THEY HUDDLE ALL TOGETHER MOOING A PLAN THAT’S SO INSANE
BY TRYING TO BUMP US OFF BY USING METHANE

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SO IF YOU HEAR ME SINGING WON’T YOU WARN YOUR FELLOW MAN
CAUSE IF THAT OZONE FADES AWAY WE’LL GET MORE THAN A TAN
YOU CAN HELP SAVE MANKIND BEFORE WE START TO BAKE
JUST FIRE UP THAT GRILL AND COOK YOURSELF A STEAK

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